Jokes from my son

I really think that Noah would make a lot of money in standup comedy . He is 13.
Last night , me and him, buying some gifts.
We get to the cashier and I see how much we gathered in our hands and in the cart.
I get my card out to pay and I must have made a face, because I hear Noah….
N: mom, do you need emotional support ?
I look at him and I cant help but burst into laughter.
He laughs too, but continues : or maybe your credit card needs life support? Because for the past few hours it keeps having strokes.