Noah and me got into a staring contest with Lizzy .
We didn’t know that if you get into a staring contest with a cat you’ll lose 😂😂
Cats don’t blink …here is Lizzy , the winner 😜
funny
Jokes from my son
I really think that Noah would make a lot of money in standup comedy . He is 13.
Last night , me and him, buying some gifts.
We get to the cashier and I see how much we gathered in our hands and in the cart.
I get my card out to pay and I must have made a face, because I hear Noah….
N: mom, do you need emotional support ?
I look at him and I cant help but burst into laughter.
He laughs too, but continues : or maybe your credit card needs life support? Because for the past few hours it keeps having strokes.
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Funny
by Andrada Costoiu
Check out these two dueling neighbors in my area :). I think it is so funny:).
At first I thought about who is going to sell their house first?:) But now I am worried about them, I hope everything will be fine and none of them will need repairs on Tuesday night or after…
I respect everyone’s political views. Democrat or Republican, we are in this together!
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Bring me something old
Today, my son is at the computer for his classes, as he is doing on-line schooling.
He screamed from his room :” Mom! Mom! The teacher said to bring something old!”
Me: ” Old…let me see what I can find……!”
Him: ” Mom! Come on! “
Me: ” Wait!” , I say, as I am scrambling to find something so he could show to his class….
Him: : Mom! Ok! Listen…why don’t you come to the screen and I’ll show you..!”
Me: “What?!!!!”
Him: ” Yes, she said to bring something old….”
Me, puzzled at first and then laughing: ” I am not old!”
Note: kids and how they see us, parents. I thought it was hilarious….just another of his pearls :))))
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My new poetry book “Love poems: insights into the complicated mystery of love” is available on Amazon. You can get it here. Please write a review if you get around it. I would really appreciate it.
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Masterful artist
Photo: Karen Arnold, “Fox Licking Lips”, Public Domain
I recently meet a man,
More masterful than Renoir and Matisse.
He said hello one morning,
And then proceeded coloring my world:
He washed the city’s gray away,
Painted my sky bluer,
The stars bigger, like bits of magic strewn across heaven,
White and black became red, purple and yellow, the colors of love.
He also played music,
The strings of his guitar sounded like Jimmy Page,
When he professed his love to me at home,
And also on the stage.
It felt so good,
I wanted this to last,
To play my part in it at once,
Was what I felt and it was I must!
I made my mission to spread my love all over him like confetti,
To cook him his favorite dish, spaghetti,
To bring him every morning a crunchy juice,
Full of vitamins for his body to use.
We were blissful and everything was grand,
Until one night when our blissful situation just got out of hand.
In wholly ingratiated state,
My lovely man passed out face down on his plate,
From drinking a bit more,
And eating cold nachos from the day before.
Controlling my emotions, I tried hard not to swing,
But then from the kitchen, his phone started to ring.
I went to answer and found out,
That my man had a woman lined up for a “workout”!
Flummoxed and weeping I searched my man’s inbox,
And discovered that his true name was: Swiper da Fox!
His list of “swipe” dating turned to be vast,
It was the unedited truth about his present and his past!
My knuckles got all white, but with profonde composure,
I confronted da fox and asked for full disclosure.
With feathers in his mouth, the guy was still a cheat,
He kept denying everything, unable to admit.
I then packed the fox’s clothes and told him that is over,
I wished him a nice day and smiled at his hangover.
Note: my mission today was to make you smile. I hope you did by reading this poem : ).
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My new poetry book “Love poems: insights into the complicated mystery of love” is available on Amazon. You can get it here. Please write a review if you get around it. I would really appreciate it.
Andrada Costoiu 